Welcome to Brownie Ranch!
((hey guys look what I spotted at work today and couldn’t not buy before I left because it was so cute
these are my impulse buys
these are my choices))

((hey guys look what I spotted at work today and couldn’t not buy before I left because it was so cute

these are my impulse buys

these are my choices))

xkyuketsuki:

rosesofjoey:

askspindlecild:

032910912:

jonnovstheinternet:

The dehydration of sugar in sulfuric acid, science motherfuckers.

Mmmm, a nice steaming cup of-HOLY FUCK. 

SpindleMOD: From “what is that to-SDFGHKRAAAAAAAA-” IN 3 seconds

It looks like a crazy shit…. SCIENCE SHIT

xkyuketsuki:

rosesofjoey:

askspindlecild:

032910912:

jonnovstheinternet:

The dehydration of sugar in sulfuric acid, science motherfuckers.

Mmmm, a nice steaming cup of-HOLY FUCK. 

SpindleMOD: From “what is that to-SDFGHKRAAAAAAAA-” IN 3 seconds

It looks like a crazy shit…. SCIENCE SHIT

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animallovergwen:

brownie-rancher:

[Reaches for her across the fence, grabbing her hand and stroking the back with his thumb.] You deserve everything and more. … [Pauses, chewing his bottom lip thoughtfully.] … but if we do have a picnic, you’d have to cook… or maybe I could break the grill out or something…

*smiles slightly, stepping a bit closer to the fence* Nah. Not me. I deserve a lot less than that… *looks at him before chuckling* Aw, you know I don’t mind cooking. Never did. It’s whatever you want, ok?

[Leans in to kiss her lightly on the lips.] I think you don’t get a say in that. You might be the guilty party, but I’m pretty sure that if anyone should punish you, it should be me. And I don’t want to. I’m too happy that you’re mine to be angry with you, or upset. [Grins lightly.] How about we do a mix of both? Things I like and things that you like? That way we’re both happy, right?

animallovergwen:

brownie-rancher:

[Watches her steadily as a small smile crosses his face.] Well, Gwennie, I must have neglected my duty as a man to ask you out. So, where’ll it be? A picnic? A movie in the city? Or maybe we could go have dinner at a nice place…?

Nngh…. I don’t think you did. Kinda deserve it after what I…uh… After what I did. *flushes, rubbing the back of her neck* Bob, I…I never really needed all that…fancy stuff from you… Heck, a picnic or dinner at your house was always good enough for me…

[Reaches for her across the fence, grabbing her hand and stroking the back with his thumb.] You deserve everything and more. … [Pauses, chewing his bottom lip thoughtfully.] … but if we do have a picnic, you’d have to cook… or maybe I could break the grill out or something…

animallovergwen:

brownie-rancher:

shea-eat-fish:

Oh, that good…

/Runs back to Bob/ Strong man! You want try “day-ting” yellow hair woman?

[Turns to lean against the fence on his elbows, chuckling.] … well, I was under the impression that we already were… [Crooks a finger at Gwen, beckoning her over.]

*grimaces, not sure if it’s ok to go over before Bullseye pushes her to him* Uh…….hi….

[Watches her steadily as a small smile crosses his face.] Well, Gwennie, I must have neglected my duty as a man to ask you out. So, where’ll it be? A picnic? A movie in the city? Or maybe we could go have dinner at a nice place…?

shea-eat-fish:

animallovergwen:

shea-eat-fish:

brownie-rancher:

[Blinks once, twice, then lets out a faint sigh and turns away, looking more than a little disheartened.]

Oh! Shea have idea. Red hair leader man tell Shea of “day-ting.” Is before marry. You try “day-ting” strong man?

Uh….um….that’s…up to him…

Oh, that good…

/Runs back to Bob/ Strong man! You want try “day-ting” yellow hair woman?

[Turns to lean against the fence on his elbows, chuckling.] … well, I was under the impression that we already were… [Crooks a finger at Gwen, beckoning her over.]

shea-eat-fish:

animallovergwen:

brownie-rancher:

shea-eat-fish:

That good. Now say yes, you want be wife, or no, not want be wife. Be wife make strong man happy.

[Stands near the fence, watching from the corner of his eye curiously.]

Um… well… the answer isn’t a yes…but it isn’t a no either…?

Is maybe then? You maybe be wife of strong man?

[Blinks once, twice, then lets out a faint sigh and turns away, looking more than a little disheartened.]

shea-eat-fish:

animallovergwen:

shea-eat-fish:

…Woman can speak, yes?

Uh…yeah. I can…I can speak…

That good. Now say yes, you want be wife, or no, not want be wife. Be wife make strong man happy.

[Stands near the fence, watching from the corner of his eye curiously.]

Yes, you. Shea help you find wife. Big man, not be very hard. What kind woman you like?

… [Brow furrows as he frowns lightly before pointing his thumb in Gwen’s direction, not far away.] That one.

*stars at them from the pasture, carefully watching them*

[Still staring in confusion at Shea.]

You. Strong man. Shea help you find wife, yes?

((dear god i literally just facepalmed shea water you doing))

… [Blinks in surprise, taking in the sight of the wild man and hesitating in responding.] I… what?

animallovergwen:

brownie-rancher:

fuckyeahbaroquehorses:

equinehearts:

he’s a beauty!

He is the epitome of beauty *__*
GWENNIE!!


A horse deity right there.

That is about the most brilliant chestnut coloring I’ve ever seen… not including Colonel, of course, but still… and do you see the mane and tail? Might be coarse, but those waves are beautiful. The owner must take special care when giving him a bath!

animallovergwen:

brownie-rancher:

fuckyeahbaroquehorses:

equinehearts:

he’s a beauty!

He is the epitome of beauty *__*

GWENNIE!!

A horse deity right there.

That is about the most brilliant chestnut coloring I’ve ever seen… not including Colonel, of course, but still… and do you see the mane and tail? Might be coarse, but those waves are beautiful. The owner must take special care when giving him a bath!

fuckyeahbaroquehorses:

equinehearts:

he’s a beauty!

He is the epitome of beauty *__*
GWENNIE!!

fuckyeahbaroquehorses:

equinehearts:

he’s a beauty!

He is the epitome of beauty *__*

GWENNIE!!